altr

Age/Gender: 30, Male
Location: cornfuckman, iowa

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Score: 10
RPS Blockade

"ROCK PAPPER UR MUM"

submission: RPS Blockade
date: July 8, 2006

I liked the easter egg where you got to fist TomFulp. Fucking class right there.

Really though, in my long years of playing these style of games, this is one of my favs. EXCEPT FOR THE PART WHERE THERE IS TO MANY GLASS PARTS AND THEN I BURN YOUR FUCKING HOUSE TO THE GROUND.

Other then that, another classic. Good shit ...

Author's Response:

I got your glass right here buddy!

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Score: 10
[ muffins ]

"Awesome."

submission: [ muffins ]
date: November 28, 2005

I WAS SO HOPING there'd be nazi eyeballs. Great job dude, overall well done ...

Author's Response:

I aim not to disappoint. When your kids ask you where babies come from, I hope this flash will be of aid to your explanation. Either that or you can show the wiphe this and terrify the thought of having children out of her forever.

Your call.

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Score: 10
All Your Face

"My... MY FACE!!"

submission: All Your Face
date: September 18, 2005

It's like face rape, but only crunchier.
Loved it.
I liked the part with the face, btw ...

Author's Response:

Such a dramaticaly awesome review, words can not describe its awesomenesseseess...you smell good :D

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Score: 10
How to play: Power Hour

"Gold."

date: August 5, 2005

Flash wise, the "how to part" was comedy. The timers are great, also with the voiced last 10 seconds.

Dranking wise, this will be used. If you knew who I am and what I do, you'd know it to be to true. (ugh, that rhymed)

Anyways, great gadgit, one that I can't spill anything on it ... =)

Author's Response:

Thanks alot.. I'm glad to see some people enjoy it... Feel free to visit my site for more related stuff...

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Score: 10
A New Beginning.

"OR SO HELP ME GOD..."

submission: A New Beginning.
date: May 19, 2005

This movie was o right it was RONG.
And no, the 'W' will not be telivised.
The meaning behind, in front of and sidewaysed in the poop shoot, once understood and grouped uponed, is enough to make me shriek like the 8 yearold private school girl that I am.

Basicly, KISS ME INSTED OF THE PORCEALIN NEXT TIME, you fuck.

Errr, good job ...

Author's Response:

you're just upset because i forgot to kiss you goodnight.

<3

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Score: 10
Computer Attack NG

"Nice."

submission: Computer Attack NG
date: February 11, 2005

Good timing with the audio. Would like to see what you could do with more colors. Can see you having some good backgrounds interacting with the audio, too. None the lest, decent flash. Good job =) ...

Author's Response:

Thanks :) Ill try to make my next flash movie or so in color, but i thought this black and white was good for an action movie with explostoins and fighting.

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Score: 3
Logo Branding

"Jesus ..."

submission: Logo Branding
date: December 4, 2004

What a butthurt ungratefull lil twerp. If you're not trying to hear what Wade was saying then just leave already.

You dishoner what Tom has built. Your movie is just an example of how you're blowing everything out of perportion. If you don't like it, LEAVE.

The irony of all this is that in all your complaing and moaning you could've been working on your career.

I hope you DO get paid one day, as I love your flash. I also hope you grow the fuck up, too...

Author's Response:

Who says I wasn't working on my career while making this? Ever heard of multitasking?

Oh, and I'll never grow up. I like being immature. It's a lot more fun than sipping a cup of coffee and talking politics.

-T0MMY

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Score: 10
Crow Clock Shorts #05

"Awesome."

date: November 27, 2004

Only prob for me was the guy's voice being lower quality then usual.
Guessing you sacrificed the audio for filesize?

Otherwise, would just like to say: THE IRONY WAS QUITE BREATH TAKING.

Great movie, and know that we miss you flashing, ya hobo fuck <3 ...

Author's Response:

The audio sucks because I recorded it badly and didn't feel like redoing it. It's quite sad actually.

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Score: 10
O&A: FAGTALK

"Awesome ..."

submission: O&A: FAGTALK
date: November 14, 2004

I erectly stand up and aplode this.

For all of you not "getting" this, y'all need to grow the fuck up.

Great job bro. Fav part was Bubba and Ant =D.

Good shit =) ...

Author's Response:

i liked yours, too.

Check out my next O&A entry and prepare to be blown away.

(haha, I said blow).

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Score: 10
Work-a-Day World

"Oh my ..."

submission: Work-a-Day World
date: September 11, 2004

I hate it when people get me liquored up and I do stuff and don't find out about it till almost a year later.

My only consoulation was splooging of the comedic gold that was this lil miricle of a movie.

{{{Mac}}}

Author's Response:

Silly dr0nkard

{{b33r + altr}}

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